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Q2: HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN I ASKED IF YOU WANTED TO BE PUBLICLY CALLED A “MID”?

my knee-jerk reaction to the terms “mid” “foid” and lackadaisical use of the word “retard” adopted by the side of twitter that i assume is mostly made up of sheltered younger zoomers that aren’t familiar with the platform (4chan) that these words were coined on is to say “2021 is down the hall and to your left”. i get that you were too young to participate when it was happening, but it’s too late now. I don’t even think Anna and Dasha say retard anymore. Or maybe the OG 4chanites are on twitter and still use it, i still think that’s lame. I don’t know. No one i think is cool says it. 

Though I must admit that around the time when my account first began to take off, somewhere around 2023 i used to refer to myself as mid Latina often. in fact i just word searched my tweets to find instances in which i am punching down on myself for, cheap male attention that i did not realize was not the right kind until far too late and i feel silly about it now.  And as corny as this may sound I don’t believe in the concept of a mid, i think slight imperfections are sexy, a crowded bottom row of teeth, a slight drifty eye, saggy boobs, a large forehead, and other features that are found on me. The issue with the word mid is that it is largely used to refer to flat images of egirls or celebrities, without taking into account the beauty in the way that they move, speak, their charm, like do you really think you wouldn’t feel flustered if you were to see Margot Robbie in person? You’d cum in your pants. Loser.

Q3: WHAT’S THE BEST MESSAGE SOMEONE HAS SENT YOU ON ONLYFANS?

the best message someone has sent me in relation to online sex work has not been on onlyfans. It was an amalgamation of sweet nuthin’s sent by my greatest whale of all time, Ben #2 (not to be confused with Ben #1) who was a Bay Area project manager who became infatuated with me on twitter, and approached me on instagram to purchase nude content. at first i was apprehensive, given that this was last fall, and I hadn’t really been reaping what i had sowed on my twitter, meaning I wasn’t selling nude pictures despite the hoards of men waving bitcoin at me in my DMs desperate for even a peek of areola. i have been mostly ignoring any requests for pics no matter how high the price. I also had a boyfriend, who i was growing increasingly frustrated with due to his lack of affection, and cold WASP sensibilities. I took a chance on Ben, and within a few messages he sent me thousands of dollars to gain my trust, before i ever even sent anything in return. we proceeded to have a non stop digital love affair for 24 hours in which i did not sleep, eat, or answer my boyfriend’s calls. Ben and I bonded over our nerdy mutual interests and within an hour we were dropping the L word. Once we had maxed out the amount you can send and receive on Zelle, PayPal, and Cashapp he tasked me with filling up an amazon cart full of goodies. This is when i found out amazon sells decent department store clothes, not just Chinese factory fast fashion with brand names like ZXHOUTRENDYGIRL and fabric breakdowns of approximately 99% plastic. I had all the pieces of mid tier Nordstrom brands such as Vince and Theory a girl could dream of. My mom and i spent afternoons together opening packages and flattening boxes in the living room in total splendor. 

But what did he say? it’d be easier to tell you what he didn’t say, within that first 24 hours like i had mentioned neither of us had slept and were as delirious as we were horny. But he said all the right things, it felt like we were entwined in a womb-like love sac filled with both of our cum instead of amniotic fluid. like how he’d lovingly braid my hair, give me everything i could possibly want that money could afford, and the need to feel my pussy juices in his dick hole to feel closer to me. Our love affair was cut short when my boyfriend, increasingly concerned at my lack of communication despite telling me to stop texting him all the time asked me if i was “off having a bender or cheating or something?” The lady doth protest too much, i thought. But things naturally cooled down when Ben face revealed and my disgust was too great to continue. He was understandably depressed about it but couldn’t stay away, and we were back on the wagon a few short days later, though our communication grew sparse, and big money sends became less frequent. Something was up, and i pestered to him to tell me what, because aside from the tab he had racked up that was now somewhere in the tens of thousands, i cared about Ben. I loved Ben. I thought Ben was never going to leave me, and when he said he wanted to take care of me, he would follow through on that promise. Ben told me he was depressed, felt unlovable, hated his job, but insisted he still cared for me and would toss me a couple hundos. Until one day he dropped off. he never messaged me again. His telegram says “last seen a long time ago.” I think that means he blocked me.

Ben ended up spending around $27,000 on me including gifts. But he taught me an important lesson, whales, aka big spenders as they’re known colloquially in the sex work world, always leave. Often without notice.

So to answer your question, the best message I’ve ever been sent is probably “i want to feel your pussy juices in my dick hole to feel closer to you”

Q4: WHAT DRUG ARE YOU MOST LIKELY GONNA OD ON?

Benzos, of course. I’ve been taking a steadily increasing daily dose of Ativan otherwise known as Lorazepam since I was 16. It’s an emergency medication, like Xanax, to be taken during or as soon as you feel a panic attack coming on. But what are you to do when everyday is an emergency? Every person on the train is conspiring to attack you, there’s a car parked that you haven’t seen before in front of your house, you start to think of the day that your mom is going to die and it causes chest tightening, extremity numbing, hyperventilating fear. The reason doctors hate prescribing this drug is because you quickly become dependent and the withdrawals are akin to heroin withdrawals. It can also cause deadly seizures but that’s more if you were taking like 10-20 pressed pills like rapper Lil Xan was at the height of his addiction. I’m on 4mg a day which is no where near that reckless dose but it is extremely hard to find a psychiatrist who will continue to prescribe it. On stressful days i have taken about 10, to combat my deathly fear of flying. And I drink with it, which you’re really not supposed to do because it can cause you to stop breathing, similar to the death depicted by Zendaya on the season 3 Euphoria finale. Mixing it with alcohol has not always resulted in death for me but it has resulted in waking up in a nepo baby’s bed in los feliz with hours of the previous night completely wiped from my memory. I’ve also found myself showing up to my ex’s apartment at the wee hours of the night and breaking his jaw and MacBook and then fucking him and being really sad about it once I came to my senses because I realized I had cheated on my boyfriend, again. My mom comforted me as I weeped at the Sak’s makeup counter in Oakbrook mall, buying a concealer to cover the bruises along my jaw I had given myself just in case he decided to call the cops on me, so that I could say he hit me first.  She reassured me that it is not cheating if you’re not married. I’ve also been told that I once came to in the arms of my firefighter situationship who I had apparently called at the last bar, like several times to come pick me up from the afters I was headed to and take me back to my ex’s apartment I was squatting at to have sex with me on his bed, as a way to get back at him for pissing me off for being away on vacation, probably fucking more tinder whores than you can count on two hands. But of course, he found me passed out on a bed after he had to knock and enter the house of people he did not know to wake me up, (apparently I was lightly combative) and he firefighter style carried me to his car, which is something he’s used to thanks to his line of work as an EMT. Still weird though. Sometimes I do fear I’ll die, and suffer the whole, hand in the air gasping for air oxygen starved respiratory failure fate of Rue from Euphoria’s last moments. On these nights i throw up as much as I can, google a prayer I used to say as a girl with my mom, and thank the Lord when the sun kisses my face the next morning.

Q5: WHAT MALE ARCHETYPE HAS THE BEST SHOT WTH YOU?

This guy I’m talking to right now is really doing it for me. He is a complete trip. It feels like I had him custom made for me. And I have no idea how we hadn’t found each other on Hinge before 3 days ago and had raw sex already after dinner at an expensive place that I pretend he had any say in choosing. He’s 45, from Chicago, rugged face, with sun spots and wrinkles but you can tell that underneath the sun damage and crows feet that he had once boyish beautiful features. Ethnically German and Irish (i find this to be a delicious combo, the one of my most adored on again off again situationship, a disgraced lawyer who looks like young Matthew Broderick), lived in Argentina for 7 years and get this, speaks FLUENT Spanish. Like, better than me almost, and it’s my first language! He has a boring job, which I suppose might be the only caveat to his perfection, but it’s cool. He works for like, a crop disease company. Didn’t even know they had diseases, the poor things. I am attracted to writers and doctors and lawyers, mainly, because I have a medical kink I don’t talk much about (I can recall two separate times when on a taxi ride after dinner or post coitus pillow talk I’ve asked two separate anesthesiologists “if they really think they could put me down. I mean like really. I think I could resist the anesthesia… but do you really think you could get me to go to sleep?’ To which they both flatly replied, “yes, yes I could. It’s my job.” And that was the end of that) and I like smart guys but not boring guys. Let me get to the juice of the story, this guy when communicating often switches between English and Spanish, and I found out his Spanish really shines when we are having phone sex. It is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before. I believe English must be the greatest technical language. To write essays, taxonomy reasons, I don’t know. Whatever else. But when it comes to matters of the heart Spanish really shines, it’s passionate, extremely vulgar like the indolic smell of tuberose and sensual white jasmine, while remaining delicate. Even if you are calling each other the English equivalent of mommy and daddy, it doesn’t carry the same heavy kink connotations. I guess that’s because in Spanish everyone calls everyone terms of endearment that would be considered too familiar to call strangers in English. Like when in a Sephora in Mexico City the cashier ringing me out for my sol de Jainero bum bum cream called me beautiful, his love, and princess in the time it took me to enter my phone number for rewards, and yet it felt extremely light and airy. The way this gringo talks is wildly addicting, he’s got a filthy favela mouth but looks like any other wonder bread white guy I’ve dated. Sexting in English can feel far too pornographic, for the most part. Which is part of the appeal, no doubt, but the pro of the Latin lover is that it feels like sexuality isn’t an extreme sports fetish, he will eat your ass, but only because that is their equivalent of a French kiss in Latin America. And yes this is true, all Hispanic and Hispanic coded men eat ass, not trying to convert my female readers to adjusting their Hinge preferences, but I’m just saying. The language can be vulgar, beautiful yet still light on its feet. So can the love making, from what I’ve experienced. The words are also cuter, licking is chupar, fucking is follar, he called my pussy a flower, oh my favorite one of all is the word for semen. It’s Leche, meaning milk. Or lechita caliente which directly translates to hot little milk. Like are you kidding? That is SO much better than HOT THICK ROPES. And I can’t go back, or I don’t know how I could. But yeah my type is still white guys, now I guess with a filthy Colombian petty thief or drug peddler vocabulary. But who look like Dave Foley or Peruvian journalist, Jaime Bayly, who is another cute pervert thanks to his native tongue. Also comedy writers.

Q6: WHO HATES YOU THE MOST IN THE WORLD?

Matt Forney, the Melian Refugee, Pearl Davis, the guys from the Whatever podcast, the anon guy who told my ex’s wife that he was cheating on her with me while funding my life and paying the rent on my silver lake apartment, was only kind of true, also i suspect those were actually the whatever Podcast guys, my cat Dion, but he doesn’t take well to anybody, these girls who doxxed me for making a stupid joke and then i doxxed them back and now they wont mention me out of fear, probably a couple girls from eating disorder twitter, not for any other reason than i got fat, but im almost not fat anymore so who cares, the over 3000 accounts that have me blocked on twitter, my friends when i make poor decisions, but only the kind of hate that is the underside of love, as Philip Roth put it. but mainly, to be completely honest, my self. I hate myself better than anyone can do it. May God have mercy on us all and remove the plague of hatred in our hearts.

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